Sorry I've been MIA. I got this in an email from my mom and thought it was worth sharing. :-)
Reference: YOUR LIFE
This is God. Today I will be handling all your problems for you. I do not need your help. So, have a nice day. I love you.
Remember, if life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY time. All situations will be resolved, but in my time, not yours. Should you decide to send this message to a friend, thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know.
Now, you have a nice day!